Last year, I lived in Phoenix and had the opportunity to meet MANY lovely ladies.  So much fun.  
And I visited these boards a lot.  It was my safe haven.
Anyway, I missed you scandalous jerks.  I'm way up in Prescott now, and I'd still love to see some lovely ladies and spend time with them, but what're you gonna do?  Prescott is a vast wasteland compared to Phoenix, curse my luck.