.."I tried to (expletive) your sheep," indeed!  LOL

wonder if she'll get a 7 for lack of BBBJ...

and the sheep are nervous.  But Phoenix?  I think not!

OMG - hilarious....

didn't anyone learn anything from Capone???????

ROFLMAO

that is really f***in sick, if my opinion is to be involved.  

I am sure glad he does not represent the men of the Valley........

Sheesh - while I laugh my ass off.........

Jazz

the best he could come up with is "sorry, you caught me trying to f#ck your sheep"? Unreal

Yet another banjo picking good time at the ranch brought to you by a local nut-job.  It must be the extreme heat of our desert that brings the cream of the crop to the surface.

Every girl wants a Fireman, right. This was probably well planned on her part, maybe she even went so far as to poke holes in the condom looking to get knocked up.

Seriously though, you got caught fucking a sheep and now are the laughing stock of Arizona with your picture all over the paper. This guy better be on suicide watch, I would be playing with toaster in the bathtub after that...

NSF

I read the report and frankly I think you need to cut the guy a little slack. With a first name like Leroy if you add a little alcohol, the smell of fresh uncut wool and a little mint K-Y Jelly and we are all lucky that this was the only thing that happened, besides the man just was a little dyslexic he thought there was a special on shanking a lamb not a special on lamb shanks. His wife said things were finally starting to add up, she said he had bought her a wool teddie and wanted to have sex in the back seat of the old Bronco were he put new sheep skin covers. She said that day he said he wanted a little Mutton for dinner. The sheep hasn’t decided on pressing charges yet but has reportedly contacted PETA to represent her in a civil suite.  

Gotta luv Az … there is always some public official attempting to find new and creative ways to get in the news.

Here's the more graphic report... if you're up for it.

It's just too funny. Good looking sheep too, if I do say so myself, probably no good in a petting zoo now though.

Love that smoking gun site too, if you show up on there you know you've royally screwed up.

NSF

They need to take him out in the desert and bury the fool!

A fire chief, a deputy chief! Really, now, do any of you cowboys and cowgirls know how much money these guys make? And, the perks; Allah knows the perks in a job like this are incredible. Deputy fire chiefs are just over paid and under worked bureaucrats who live high off the hog at the tax payer’s expense. They make six figures.

Now, I understand that since 911 some of these characters have been held in rather high esteem, and a few of them definitely are heroes, but this drunken escapade really takes the cake. This guy is a perv who would be happier and much better “understood” in a Moslem country living with a tribe of displaced Bedouins. Did you notice his fat, puffy, cheeks? Can you imagine what the rest of his body is like? What kind a self indulgent slob is this? Can you imagine this ridicules perv rescuing a cat out of a tree? Can you imagine this sleaze ball lecturing on “Safety and Fire Prevention” to an auditorium full of elementary school children? Can you imagine him wearing a uniform, saluting the flag or leading the pledge of alliance? What a pathetic, unpatriotic SOB.

Let’s strap this deviant bastard to the hump of a camel facing backwards, whack the camel on the ass and send it scurrying over the sand dunes, never to return. Let’s run this varmint out of town! The least we could do is blackball his scummy rear-end; so that he has to spend the rest of his life in back alleys giving $5.00 blow jobs to HIV infected Moslem clerics just to survive. This guy had it all. He had the public trust and he let us down! He really let us down…

You can bet your bottom dollar that this perv gets-off, on some technicality. And, you can bet your bottom dollar that this perv gets-off on some medical, chemical dependency clause in his-tax payer secured-medical insurance; when most of us good’ole pardoners in this here community can’t afford a yearly physical. I know what some of you ladies have endured and I know what some of you have to endure everyday.  I know some of your unfortunate backgrounds, and I know-only to well- the phoniness and hypocrisy that exist at every turn in this business. So, when I see these vulgar, filthy stories about some of our “communities finest” I want to scream, I want to string them up and chop off their balls and then run the low life scum out of Dodge... En:sha’allah, Sheika Fatima.


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another reason why AZ leads the nation in funding for battered sheep  shelters.

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the guy got a call from Hollywood.  they want him to star in a new movie... "brokeback barnyard".

i guess he didn't no BAAAAAAAAAAAA meant NO