I know you have her stashed somewhere. No wonder she's not returning any of my phone, or e-mail messages. Release her to the masses. She needs her freedom.

  When MJ comes to her senses she's gonna kick the crap out of you.

however I did get an email from her late last week so I know she's alive....

tell her dinner's a cookin and I'm waitin home for her return.  Our favorite Samba is playing, the Spanish paella permeates the air, I have on my silky stalkings awaiting my MJ.........Ooh la la!!