I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labor.
* I work at great depths.
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
* I do not get weekends or holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.

Sincerely, The Penis

Dear Penis,


After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

* You do not work eight hours straight.
* You fall asleep after brief work periods.
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
* You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
* You do not take initiative.
* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
* You will retire well before you are 65.
* You are unable to work double shifts.
* You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and Exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

I am thinking of using my penis as a tax
deduction , since

Most of the time it is just hanging around not doing anything.

sometinse it is hard up.

on occasion it is in the hole.

and it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Thank You

Your penis is only an instrument for production and does not yield high-end stocks;

It does not get along well with other penises yet produces more growth in penil institutions.

Hugs,
Ciara