A friend sent this to me and I though it was cute
 One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same six old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?  "Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale