Bailey's Fix In To Get Laid Rag


Well, come on all of you horny men,
Bailey needs it once again.
She got herself one hell of a itch
Now she needs to get it fixed
So put down your porn and pick up your puns,
She wants to have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are you guys waiting for ?
Get there now!
Before Bailey has a cow
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly legs,
Well there ain't no time to delay
Whoopee! she is want to get laid!

Come on Bailey don't be slow,
Why woman, this is poon tang  au-go-go
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the boys with the tricks of the trade,
But just hope and pray that if they don't have their pay
They can drop it on their Visa card today!