HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
>
>1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
>
>2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
>
>3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
>
>4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE"  - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
>INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
>
>5.  She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "previously enjoyed COMPANION."
>
>6.  She is not an "AIRED" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
>
>7. She does not get  "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
>INCONVENIENCED"
>
>8. She does  not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
>
>9. She does not  "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
>
>10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
>
>11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE  HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
>SUPERIOR."
>

>
>
>HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
>
>1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has  developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
>STORAGE
>FACILITY."
>
>2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
>
>3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE  TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
>DESTINATIONS."
>
>4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
>
>5. He is not a "CRADLE  ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
>RELATIONSHIPS."
>
>6. He  does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes  "ACCIDENTALLY
>HORIZONTAL."
>
>7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He  develops a case of
>"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
>
>8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
>
>9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
>
>10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
>
>11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of  his pants - It's "REAR
>CLEAVAGE."


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