Phoenix

Work aptitude test
vamptat2 49 Reviews 3537 reads
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This is pretty cool.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you  have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?  





 
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,  and close the door.   This question tests  whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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2 . How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator  


 
 
 
 
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in  the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of  your previous actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the  animals attend...except one .. Which animal does not attend?  


 
 
 
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay even if you did not answer the first  three
questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your  true abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?  




 
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you  not been  listening? All  the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests  whether you learn  quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson  Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a  four year old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

DonnaNextDoor See my TER Reviews 2654 reads
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I always knew I wasn't very bright:( Was fun though;)

vamptat2 49 Reviews 3628 reads
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Dirty Wayne 22 Reviews 2723 reads
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Holy crap...I'm STUPID too! ....DW

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