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gypsypooner2015 3 Reviews 1030 reads
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Well I secured a free bbbj from a civilian girl tonight.  She was finishing up some drinks at the bar and I called her around closing time 2 am which is my usual time/method to hit civilian women up, especially those who favor alcoholic beverages.  Unfortunately, she got pulled over for DUI on the way to my place :(  Can't win with the government no matter what you do.  Providers are illegal and then civilian women are getting arrested for DUI after they loosen up after drinks, on the way to give free bjs!  Unbelievable.  

DAVEPHX71 reads

Sorry I don't want any DWI's risking my life on the road.  We should fully enforce DWI laws.

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XBanker83 reads

Maybe you should have sprung for an Uber.

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MadisonMalone73 reads

Love you for saying what we all want to say!

Posted By: ShillBill
Re: The OP is cheap! Springing for Uber out of the question (eom)

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Allstar75 reads

That's awesome! That happened to me once too years ago. My buddy took me out on my birthday and ran into a couple girls he knew at a local bar.  I think he was going to end up with the better looking of the two, but on the way out, the girls stuffed their longneck bottles in their pockets. They had a convertible and were totally drunk, drinking the beers they took from the bar in their car. They pulled up along side us and one of the girls, the passenger, raised her shirt and flashed us laughing. Apparently, a cop was behind us all and hit the lights behind me. I was numb drunk too driving a 1965 VW Baja bug. The cop pulled into their lane and pulled them over LOL.

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