A Sun Devil grad goes home from work early one day, only to find his wife in bed with a Wildcat grad. The Sun Devil, distraught, pulls a gun and points it at his head.

The Wildcat jumps out of bed and says, "Listen, man, calm down. This kind of thing happens all the time. Let's go sit down, have a beer and forget it."

The Sun Devil, without flinching, replies, "Shut up, a**hole ... you're next!"