I feel welcomed already! I've been offered the VIP treatment by everyone I've spoken to so far.

Thank you Pooners!

...someone told me to make sure they were listed. I've PM'd the moderator and asked him to help me self-edit.

Thanks for the heads up.
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The provider profile, under Kissing, says "NO".  What's unclear about that?
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On the other hand, when did you start being friendly with people? LOL.

...he was a beast of a man. I was welcomed into a pitch black room and as soon as the door shut a tounge was jammed into my mouth. I won't stoop to the obvious malicious intent the gentleman had (or has) toward me by saying anymore.

If you feel compelled to push for more information I've spoken out high and low about this. Talk to ChiTownPimp of Chicago. Speak to the DC Meet and Greet Coordinator. Speak to ExLurker of NYC. Speak to Love The Pooty of NYC. Please!

Finally, anyone who's interested in seeing me can clearly click through to my reviews. Why go out of your way to pick on someone that you've never met or had a conversation with. Are you saying I shouldn't come to Phoenix?

I have had experiences with other providers that were less than expected based on TER research, but my experience with Laney has been more than exceptional.  I read the reviews, saw the pics and made the choice to proceed.  Glad I did cause she treats me well each time she comes to visit and has become ny ATF.  Treat her well and I am sure she will do the same.

How many times have you had a session where you did not click with the lady. She did her best to entertain you, but you just did not click. Lets face it happens. It happened to me yesterday. Actually it has happened to me a couple of times lately. Yet, I have given these ladies decent reviews because they did their best to entertain me, which is what I paid them for.

Having met Laney on her two recent trips to DC, I would be very surprised if anyone said that she did not do everything to try to please/entertain them. Does she have rules, I am sure she does. Shouldn't we all have some rules to keep ourselves safe. If you want a lady who throws caution completely out the window, and is willing to do anything, I am sure that Phoenix has some ladies equivalent to the ones you will find on CraigsList here in DC.

That being said I can assure that Lany is a lovely lady, and would hope that you would take the recommendations from every other person who has reviewed her over the one of a clearly disgruntled hobbyist, a hobbyist that Laney has said openly she offered his money back. In my book that is definitely going above and beyond what could/should be expected.

On a side note, I have heard that Laney loves to go to the strip clubs. I am hoping that her and I will get to Camelot together on her next trip to DC.

WTF- If you would look at the last reviews this guy did you might conclude he his on a roll to trash ladies. Also, if you look at the last 10 reviews for Laney they are all 8-9’s so why would you pick out an obvious anomaly as compared to her over all rating. I think if you do not like the service she provides then look elsewhere to your ATF’s and Local Ladies and do not waste time trashing her. Based on the reviews I looked at seems she really is liked by the regular clients and even recommend her. SO this was in bad taste and serves no purpose, IMO. See you at the Party.

If you read every review that Laney has EVER had you will see that there are only 2 "6's" (the latest one and Sept '02 when she first started).
Guys, I am one of her regular clients in NY and here it is plain as vanilla:

If you want a sensuous, funny, gorgeous woman who is VERY petite and hot, then Laney is the woman for you.

The post from Hightorq was 1 negative review in 4 years. Maybe Hightorq was a disgusting fatbody and Laney laid out the rules; maybe it was an "off" day for her. There are many things that could have caused a bad review...we would never know (unless you take his word for it).

Take it from me...Laney is a HOT number and any guy that lands her should consider themselves lucky.

Oh, by the by, Laney was trying on some outfits for me for Halloween and my jaw dropped. Guys, get your hard-ons ready, you are in for a treat.

Pooty Man

Come on Jeffrey.....90 Reviews!?! and you post like a newbie!!!!
I totally agree w/ the posts below Laneys.  You should know by now that using all the tools offered by TER allows looking the reviewer if the review is so out of place as that one ObviouslY is.
Laneys body of work by far outweighs one reviewer opinio. After reading her consistant reviews you want to meet....well, you know what to expect.
All suggestions made about PM or call w/added questions are constructive.
Snap out of it!!!

Based on our correspondenc and her reviews I'm sure it well be fantastic

...Look guys....the reason why I decided on this job over a corporate one is because I love men and like to have  a good time. If you don't like what you read or see then please don't contact me. As Jeffrey pointed out yesterday there are MANY great local providers that you can see and I do encourage you to do so. At this point, regardless of whether I kiss or not I wouldn't want to spend time with either of you for I don't want every detail of every minute of the time I spend with someone transcribed in the history of the internet. If I wanted that type of documentary of my life I'd have chosen to do porn.

I was so excited about coming to Phoenix. The trip was planned at the last minute and was eally centered around fun. I spent my entire day yesterday dealing with Jeffrey's post, talking to people, explaining things. Not only was it time consuming it was stressful. No provider wants to go on a cross country trip and fear that she'll be ostracized by her own community. Jeffrey told me that he in fact did me a favor by highlighting the negative. I'd much rather have come out without the negative halo and let people get to know me as they will. I don't want to post about this anymore. For goodness sakes, I just want to enjoy my day today and focus on my mini-Westchester tour this week.

In an effort to put this to bed I'm changing the purpose of my trip from business to pleasure. Now the question of the kiss can hopefully be dismissed, everyone can go to the party and have a Happy Halloween!