There was this young fellow in Switzerland who, while hiking cross country, had no place to stay for the night. He knocked on a farmer's door and pleaded with the farmer to allow him to sleep in the barn. The farmer consented. During the course of the night, the farmer's daughter made her way to the barn to meet the lad where he made mad, passionate love to her. Later in the evening, the farmer's wife made her way to the barn and the stranger made mad, passionate love to her also.

The next morning, the farmer's daughter ashamedly told her father what had happened the preceding evening. The farmer ran out the door to confront the stranger. Unfortunately, the boy had left early and was far down the road, almost out of ear shout.

The farmer raised his arms waving them frantically and shouted obscenities at the fellow as he strode away. The young man stopped, turned around, cupped his hands around his mouth and replied,

" ILAIDTHEOLLADEETOO "


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