Phoenix
Just like the TV show 
You make an appt for 1 hour with a provider with a solid history of ALL good reviews. Someone who has been near the top of your watch list for a while, but you could never quite hook up with. Finally! Much excitement…
Her reviews and ads make it clear that she is always in hotels. “Typical 2 call system to her hotel… gives you the room number… stunning beauty answers the door” etc.
You call as you’re getting to the exit and she tells you to go to a parking lot so you’re not “hanging out outside her place.” You figure OK, this probably is really screening, but still might be a reasonable request since she didn’t ask for references (which you could have given). You find that the restaurant is deserted (out of business), so you continue to the strip mall behind it to be safe. As you’re waiting, more things are nagging at you- that she said her “place” (not hotel) is “3 or 4 minutes” away. It’s odd word choice. There are hotels 1 minute away (pretty much right there). None 3 or 4. In about 4, she pulls in. It appears to be her- but there is also a guy in the passenger seat. Your phone rings.
What Would You Do?