I had this on my webpage for a few days, and a bunch of folks said they found it interesting and informative, so I thought I might post it here...

Thursday June 23 2005

I just woke from a nap, and my phone is beeping to let me know I missed calls. I feel so bad - guilty actually that I wasn't able to answer the phone for whoever called. Most of the messages are in reference to a special for today that I posted this morning at about 7 am. I fell asleep at about 3 o'clock. I tell myself it's ok, that I shouldn't feel so bad because I had done my best to please, and the fella's that I hooked up with between 730 and 230 that day left with smiles on their faces. I tell myself that I'm only human and I won't ever be able to make everyone happy.


When I post a special, things explode, and here's a loose time-line so that maybe you can understand why I'm not able to return some of the calls I get.

6:30-7am: Composing and posting message to bulletin board.

7:05 Phone rings, I answer and set up 1st appt for 7:40. Call waiting goes off 3 times while hammering out details for appt with initial caller.

7:10 Call voice mail, writing down numbers to call back, only one caller tells me a somewhat specific time that he would like to see me, the other messages are open ended call-me-back requests.
Call waiting goes off 2 more times as I check msgs.

7:15 Call back fella who named a time, set up appt for 8:45. Call waiting beep still going off, more messages to check - but - I have to freshen up and dress for my 7:40 visitor

7:17 One of my bestest regulars calls wanting a long lunch with me, I set up appt for 12 noon until 130 ish - log online and update my posting to say that lunchtime is taken.

7:20-7:35 Phone put on silent as I take a quick shower, freshen my makeup, straighten my night table a bit, try to catch a smoke, and assist my old dog into my bathroom (that's where he stays while I have visitors)

7:38 Fella calls from lot for apt number
7:40 Answer door and spend quality time with my fella.

8:10 ish am Walk fella to the door say goodbye. Back to bedroom, letting dog out of BR on my way, check phone, first making sure there is no missed call from my 8:45 telling me he's cancelling (there isn't one - we're still on). Have missed 7 calls while in session

8:20 Call into voice mail, mailbox is full, listen to a couple of messages. Call one who requested early in the day and set up appt for 930

8:25 - 8:40 Washing some of my hair (somehow it got sticky) In shower with handheld to quick soap up and freshen up the fun parts for next visitor. Inhaling a ciggarette as fast as I can, fixing makeup, setting up for visit, dog back in his spot.

8:45- 9:05 Entertaining my newest sweetie, who dashes off to work (satisfied) before his 30 mins are up.

9:16-9:30 Doing the freshen up thing again, Glare at phone as it wiggles and flashes at me - I know that the calls should be slowing down as my message falls further down the bulletin board

9:30-10 Having a good time with a new freind. A good hard time...

10:05 Sitting down, breathing, petting my cat, enjoying a smoke, a short break before calling back into voice mail.

10:15-10:30 reviewing msgs, call waiting goes off once and I'm able to click over and answer.

10:30-10:35 speaking with caller trying to determine if he wants an appointment. He asks several times about what I would wear, and once he asks about what kind of shoes I'd have on I am certain that he has no intention of meeting me and only wants to sit home yanking his meat and hearing women describe what they wear. I hang up, wondering why the call I actually answer has to be an idiot.

10:36-10:45 back to voice mail, copying down numbers, noting if any callers have requested specific times.

10:46 - 11:00 Call 2 fellas, set up an appt for 2pm with one and the other has missed his window of opportunity and will try me another time.

11:01- 11:30 Hunger! Go get some drive thru eats, bring home and eat.

11:30-12 noon Brush teeth, shower (just the bod), Fix and fluff hair, freshen makeup, find outfit that my regular likes, wrangle the dog again,

12 noon - 1:40 Lavishing attention on my special friend

1:41 - 2 The freshen up thing again,

2 - 2:30 Another new friend, another fun time

2:35 Saying goodbye - realizing that it's almost 3 and damn I'm kinda tired, listen to voice mail and feel bad about the calls I couldn't - or didn't return, change my voice mail greeting to let everyone know that I'm gonna take a nap for a bit

630 pm - 8:30 feeling guilty and wasting time writing this. I gotta go check my voice mail.....

There have been cumplaints about unnecessary posts on the board.  IMO, this was totally unneccessary.  What was the point??  Why didn't you just say you're having a BN&SF cummerative train?... several box cars available, who wants to be the caboose?

Yea, I'll probably get slammed, but frankly, my friends, I don't give a damm!

Seems that if my post was unnecessary, then your reply to it was doubly so. Thanks for the heads up however, I'll be sure to limit my posts to the ever-so-business-oriented bi-monthly advertisement. Far be it from me to waste anyone's valuable time, it was never my intention.

I don't think it was a waste.

Thought is was kinda interesting, actually.

Pay no attention to sour puss ;^)

Post whatever you like.  I wouldn't worry about it until a moderator tells you it is inappropriate.  Kinda interesting.

Tim needs to lighten up!!!!


Tony

No talking, no smiles, no hugs, no kissing, no sexy attire, no uncomfortable shoes, no makeup, no passion, no second round, no afterglow, no extend time.  This is a business after all!!!  So along with the unnecessary posts, we should also dispense with all those bothersome niceties during a session too, don’t you think?  Just think of all the time we we’d save, five minutes in the door wham and out again!!! No problem and NO THANKS, count me out!!!

While I'm certainly no expert on the subject, the schedule you've presented would seem to be that of a lesser nighttime streetwalker than one of the classy, elegant providers we've all come accustomed to posting on here.  The large number of clients and the short times spent with each one indicate more of a wham-bam, thank you maam approach rather than the unforgettable experiences provided by some of the more upscale ladies we are lucky enough to enjoy.  Maybe some clients like this treatment but that's a big no-thanks from my side.  I can get the 20 minute quicky anytime at home or pay far less for it any Saturday night in any town in the good ole USA.  Regardless of the cost, its not a "special" if I don't feel special when the door closes behind me.  I can't speak for the rest of the clients out here but I'm looking for a lady that will satisfy at least a little of the fantasies that most men harbor deep inside.  Even if its just a 30 minute lunch "special" I think the more alluring ladies are capable of making my dreams realized in that time frame.  Maybe its just me being naive because I have very little experience but that's just my two-cents worth.