A comment below made the point that  licensed escorts would have to keep detailed records of services provided. HAHAHA. They should read like this. Anybody else have an an idea?    
 

So "John" asked for GFE service. I said sure no problem. My rate is X. When I got to his place I pounded on the door until he let me in. Once I was in I berated him and made clear what an asshole he was. This went on for at least 45 minutes. I then threw one of his vases at him and broke some of his dishes. After that I reiterated what an asshole douche bag he was told him I was taking his money and not coming back.

He texted me later to tell me how awesome of a GFE I was and thanked for reminding him why he was single.