Are you as tired of reading that phrase as I am? As V.I.P. members, I think we know well enough to "read on"... Or how about "who was I to argue" when a provider makes a request of you? Come on guys! Let's be a little more original here...
    Or am I just being picky?

LOL....  I agree.  Many reviews read the same.  I'm looking for that something new, the feel of the experience, or the reason why things were so great that the lady is a "Must See" and many of these similar reviews don't have this.  

And better reviews are more helpful to everyone, both guys and gals....

when the review is more about the reviewer than the provider!..we all know its a 50/50 encounter about pleasure,and we can't help but include what we did,but some of them are over the top telling us how they rocked the providers socks,and it was all about them.."as the hour came to a close,i asked for a forth cup,she said ok and i got her again with my 11 inch suasage"..yeah right..give me a break..

I could start wearing Frank Sinatra Underwear, and those baggy pants.
But, of even greater importance, I could stop contemplating male implants.

I'd carry my sausage every where I go, and with such  pride,
Even booking it a seat, on a long airplane ride

A pair of speedo's I would wear withouot remorse
For me and my sausage, we are hung like a horse

Oh my sausage would be my new friend
I'd love to show off, how I can make it bend

My favorite providers would no longer need to hold back their giggle,
For they know that I can now give them more than a tickle!

MW


-- Modified on 3/6/2007 8:33:01 PM

its tough for me to write at all, so I have not posted very many reviews. It's not that I'm illiterate, it's just that I'm so impatient that it would be easier if there was a way I could cut and paste. Even if it said "read on"

about being tough to write. Until I joined TER 4-5 months ago, I hadn't typed this much since I took a typing class in high shool 30 years ago. And the only reason I took that was because it was the 70's and I was stoned all the time so the teacher thought all my mistakes were because I just sucked at typing. But I digress... I went and looked at some of your reviews and at least you're providing useful info in yours, about contacting and such. So keep doing what you're doing when you feel up to it, "read on" and all-

...as if we really can tell the difference between acting and reality.

"treat her well" , as if i am going to 'dis her ' in a major way  or "she made really good eye contact" , I mean if it's feeling that good , my eyes are shut( I think)(Sarah or Jazz, maybe you can answer that one for me(lol)

Run don't walk to see her........I drive my car there , that way I have more energy for the session itself.

Thank You

GEE,  aren't we a bunch of English Professors! You guys with all the criticisms need to get a new life, like being a judge on American Idol

Me ain't no englich professer, eye ain't got nuf skoolen two dew dat ~~~~jest haven sum phun.

Tank youz