The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Alabama. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word; "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand Walked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three women in a pop-up tent. Since they were three, and we were two, I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the hospital when, during the tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh My God!" screamed the woman "THAT'S DISGRACEFUL! WHY IS HE DOING THAT?"
The Doctor that was leading the Tour explained. "I am very sorry but this man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen, if he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he'll die within minutes."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's OK," commented the woman
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.
Again the woman screamed "OH MY GOD! HOW CAN THAT BE JUSTIFIED?"
The doctor replied..."SAME ILLNESS, BETTER HEALTH PLAN"
Modified for capitalization as I was informed, Sorry If I offended anyone....It was just e-mailed to me that way and I was being lazy!!! Kisses Terri
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