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hellozona 17 Reviews 667 reads
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Vegas trip, flew out afternoon, Bellagio hotel, upgraded to penthouse suite, dinner at Nero's at Caesars, Zumanity at NY NY, out most of the night seeing sights, walking strip, playing slots and table games at a lot of casinos, walk into room at 4:30am, both quick showers, getting hot in master bedroom, move to 69 into passion, "rrrrrrrrrrrrrip, oh shit, now that's a fart" I say, well it wasn't me!!!!!  she was totally embarrassed, hey "Nero's smells good 12 hours later too"
  We both laugh to this very day when we go to a steak restaurant!!!!

Kelsi1057 reads

I agreed to see someone from one of the verification sites & in his profile, it asks what he likes for the Provider's attire.  He wrote "athletic".  I thought, hmmm, that's kind of strange, but it will be fun to dress down, though I'm opposed to this, but his request is my command, right?  So I answer the door in these work-out shorts & matching top, a head band with pig-tails, Converse sneakers... let's just say I looked like something from a really bad Olivia Newton-John video from the 80's, & felt completely ridiculous on top of it.  I mean, the work-out portion of my wardrobe is not where I concentrate most of my budget's proceeds, if you know what I mean.  Frankly I could care less what I look like during exercise, & attempting to ensemble something athletic, sexy, & from this decade was a challenge within itself.  But the real kicker turns out to be that he misunderstood the question when completing his profile (that he instead likes athletic builds), & had never ran into a situation such as this, regarding it.  Leave it to me...  Totally humiliating!

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Maci_Grayston727 reads

I think my most embarrassing moment happened at Fleming's Steak House. I was having dinner with some one new, eating tuna tartar when I accidentally popped the wasabi ball in my mouth. My eyes began to water and then I started to panic.  I grabbed my napkin and bolted for the door, all the while coughing wasabi into my napkin. The horseradish was so strong, I couldn't breathe. Silly, I know, but I was embarrassed.

While drinking, I'm sure I've done much worse, but at least I don't remember. Friends have been kind enough to keep my foibles a secret :)

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unlucky2652 reads

Maybe next time you come over you should wear that.........WAIT never mind, just bring your sexy self, in your birthday suit......Never did anything embarassing on a date, except for being myself.

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shannonsexymilf782 reads

A new client drove two hours to see me for a three hour dinner date.  He took me to a very nice place for dinner.  I ordered prime rib,which is my favorite.  I took several bites and began to choke and I mean choke.  A diner at another table had to come over and perform the Heimlich maneuver,  Surprisingly this guy never forgot our date and I have seen him again.  LOL

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LoboGris750 reads

..kitchen and opening the pantry door looking for the exit count ?

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baileym365677 reads

He really did do this people, I tried my hardest not to laugh at him since it was our first meeting, but yeah it was hysterical to say the least

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 ..kitchen and opening the pantry door looking for the exit count ?

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hellozona668 reads

Vegas trip, flew out afternoon, Bellagio hotel, upgraded to penthouse suite, dinner at Nero's at Caesars, Zumanity at NY NY, out most of the night seeing sights, walking strip, playing slots and table games at a lot of casinos, walk into room at 4:30am, both quick showers, getting hot in master bedroom, move to 69 into passion, "rrrrrrrrrrrrrip, oh shit, now that's a fart" I say, well it wasn't me!!!!!  she was totally embarrassed, hey "Nero's smells good 12 hours later too"
  We both laugh to this very day when we go to a steak restaurant!!!!

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Not_Fade_Away658 reads

You played the role of the sexy Librarian.

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tvlaw616 reads

I called a provider off an ad and I was so excited. I checked her reviews and I thought all is good to go. I called and made an appointment and I agreed to go to her place. I leave my home and I send her a text that I was on my way, she responded and confirmed. I arrive at her place with a bottle of wine in hand, I ring the bell, she answers, OMG, she is one of my employees.  I am never lost for words however, I felt like I was in quick sand.

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Posted By: tvlaw
I called a provider off an ad and I was so excited. I checked her reviews and I thought all is good to go. I called and made an appointment and I agreed to go to her place. I leave my home and I send her a text that I was on my way, she responded and confirmed. I arrive at her place with a bottle of wine in hand, I ring the bell, she answers, OMG, she is one of my employees.  I am never lost for words however, I felt like I was in quick sand.

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1705218515 reads

I laughed out loud on that one. My first thought was "did she ever get a raise?"  In salary, that is.

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ITAdmin615 reads

Serious props to you for actually taking the time to visit and read his profile and then to do your best to try to match his interests without his prompting. I have to say that I sometimes write a note in my P411 profile to a lady I am planning to see and I have not yet had one actually bother to notice it.

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Posted By: ITAdmin
...for actually taking the time to visit and read his profile...
Well I can't say I always remember to refresh my memory of this before the meeting, or always get the opportunity to implement it for outcalls, but I do try, especially for those requesting longer dates.  After all, it is a service that you seek, no different from that of any other service you have a choice in.  And with each service comes expectations, defining what it is, & if met, may even be what separates it from your otherwise choosing someone else's future service instead, if you should desire to stick with just the one service.  Maybe.  Nonetheless, a rarity in repercussion did no one any good in this particular case, as I'm sure he'll not opt for a round two.  We did get a good laugh out of it however, though I didn't much feel the joy in my laughter at the time... but let this be a reminder to all... that I'm here for your entertainment, regardless.  :D

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