Because of the recent incident with Don Imus, along with an increased focus on the use of the term "Ho" in Rap music, some are now insisting that changes take place in our country ...

Therefore, I would suggest the following:

Santa Claus will be banned as he frequently utters the clearly misogynistic xclamation, "Ho, ho, ho!"

No public mourning of Hawaiian singer, Don Ho, who died this weekend should be allowed.

Pirate movies will be censored if they contain the phrase "Yo, ho, ho."

John Wayne Movies with the reference "Wagons Ho" will be barred from public viewing.

All references to the Seven Dwarfs will be punishable due to the song "High-ho!" which is offensive to sex workers of enhanced stature or those having higher price points.

Any mention of farmers will cease due to their use of hoes, a sexist farm implement.

The Lone Ranger will be eliminated from popular culture because he uses the patently offensive phrase,  "Hi Ho Silver"

All "Ho-downs" will be terminated as an affront to non-Southern Christian Women.

All travel to Ho Chi Minh City will be banned.

The phrases "Heave-Ho," "Gung Ho," and "Tally Ho!" will be expunged from the English language.

Idaho should cease being a state.