Sooo if you get bored Thursday you can always throw out these innocent yet dirty phrases for some giggles

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist

Wow, that's one terrific spread!

Don't play with your meat

Just spread the legs open & stuff it in

I didn't expect everyone to come at once

How long will it take after you stick it in

You'll know it's ready when it pops up

I never tasted such a moist, succulent, delicious breast.

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Just stuff it right in there!  The heat and the moisture will cause it to rise!