Enjoy!!!

Truisms

1. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take
   time to look for it. For example I am sitting here
   thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.  
2. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes
   the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and
   have a sudden stop.
3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to
   be vague.
4. Deja Moo: The feeling you have heard this bull
   before.
5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
6. Don't believe everything that you think.
7. A penny saved is a government oversight.
8. Do not disturb: I have a modem.
9. The real art of conversation is not only to say the
   right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid
   the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
10. Being gorgeous gets me a long way -- but attitude
   gets me there quicker.
11. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
  because by then your body and your fat are really
   good friends.
12. The easiest way to find something lost around the
    house is to buy a replacement.  
13.Build a bridge and get over it.
14. He who hesitates is probably right.
15. A nutritional overachiever is a 30# Persian cat.
16. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is to
   tell when there's really trouble.
17. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better
   when it's open.
18. A snowman agrees -- a snowman's flaky!
19. The only difference between a rut and a grave is
   the depth!
20. Live well -- Laugh often -- Love much

you're getting wiser in your old age. At least you acknowledge your wrinkles. Maybe you will acknowledge my wrinkle someday.

# 20 is my favorite , thanks for sharing V

and well, I do like my wrinkles!!!!!!  They show that I laugh often!!!!

Send me your references and I might just acknowledge yours too!

*kisses*
Jazz

for sharing, jazz.....by the way did you ever get my email or pm (not sure which it was, it was a while ago)...about doing a double?????
call me you sexy thing you!
Terri

Nothing is as easy as it looks.
What goes around, comes around.
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Always double on an 11.

Always great insight!  Thanks Jazz.