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All I Really Need To Know...I Learned from Noah and the Ark
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This is something that I wanted to share with everyone.  I hope you enjoy it and perhaps even learn something from it.  Have a wonderful day.

All I Really Need To Know... I Learned from Noah and the Ark

1.  Don't miss the boat.
2.  Try to remember that we're all in the same boat.
3.  Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark, you know.
4.  Stay fit.  When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
5.  Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done.
6.  Build your future on high ground.
7.  For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8.  Two heads are better than one.
9.  Speed isn't always an advantage; after all, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
10. When you're stressed, try floting awhile
11. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs, it was the Titanic that was built by professionals.
12. Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than storms outside.
13. No matter what the difficulty, trust in the Almighty: There'll be a rainbow at the end of the storm.

-- Modified on 11/8/2009 9:03:09 AM

followme 707 reads
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It is not the length of the boat that counts.

What really counts is the Motion of the Ocean.

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AZ Misty See my TER Reviews 1175 reads
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You sure can get across the ocean faster and better in an ocean liner than row boat.  :)

My mother always told me...

it's not the length of the wand
but the magic within it

now that I believe.

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All I have is my little dingy.

You can hold my oar if you like, you'll only need on had.

There is no doubt a nice pair of pontoons will surly float my boat.


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