I may be able to shed some light on your empty B-Day...

Happy Birthday, BTW.

Birthday presents are most often "given" without the expectation of compensation for the gift. I'm sure if you had said, It's my birthday and I'm looking to buy myself a beautiful, fun, friendly, warm,, soft expensive yet tasteful present, any ideas?"
You might have had more takers. It's all in the wording my friend. Again, happy birthday. and from one UFP to another, it's not you.

Buck