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Victoria sweetheart, you are so right and you give such good, healthy advice. I am proud of you. Your last post is quite note worthy.

I’m blue eyed and very fair skinned, and there was a time and place in my life when deep tanning was thought to be healthy. Health professionals and cosmeticians encouraged us to sun bath. “Glow in the dark” tan lines were thought to be incredibly sexy and a real asset to business.  I have spent hours in the sun with my skin swathed in every kind of miracle tanning and skin rejuvenation potion imaginable.

Those health professionals lied when they encouraged us to sunbath, and they are probably lying now! Just stay out of the sun. Carry a parasol if you must. Ware a big, floppy hat; but, stay out of the sun!!!

And, never, ever jet-ski naked in the Persian Gulf. It doesn’t matter what the spoiled Emirs and Potentates offer to pay you. Just don’t do it. You’ll fry and your skin will regret it.

Escorts age fast enough as it is. Sun damaged skin only speeds up the process.

Now, I spend an untold fortune on dermatologists. I’m plagued with solar carrotoesis and sometimes my complexion looks worse than an adolescent’s. The treatments are unpleasant to say the least, expensive, time consuming and they hardly ever work. Again, Ladies, take Victoria's and the Sheika's advice, please stay out of the sun…

I love you all,

PEACE,

Sheika Fatima


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the Bullfrog Gel, if properly applied, will actually allow you to jet ski naked in the Persian Gulf, all day.  The problem is, everybody thinks tans are different than burns, but according to my M.D. friends, they really aren't.

Just for everyone's reference, here's how to recognize the source of someone's tan lines...

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