It is an erection year,time to register to vote. Choose your party platform
Re-poonlicans: see the same lady over and over again
Demo-cracks:always looking for something new to try
Greenpiece: usually ex Demo-cracks, now looking for health care
Libraritarians: fetish party involving, hair in bun ,glasses, and a lot of shhhhhh
Social Sadist: fetish party , they want government to make all suffer equally

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