Best single line:  "So, I'll continue the compulsive (actually, it's more of a lack of impulse control) drivel posting and try to not allow my verbal masturbation to dribble all over my chin(s)." by Cliff Notes

Best subject line:  "No, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night."  by Whozurdaddy

Best alias:  "Literature Slut" by Literature Slut