Oh, I cannot believe I'm telling anyone this . . .

I got to my appointment (I was new to the hobby) and he was also in drag. Yes, Victoria, in drag. I finally showed him how to use makeup, wear the proper clothing and look like a woman. After that, I accidentally spilled red wine on his white linens (which he knocked over because he was so impatient about laying me down on the bed). Then, to my surprise, I started my menstrual cycle. "What else, I thought to myself?"  

When I was leaving his house, I opened the door and while walking out I was stung by a scorpion.  Needless to say, I almost quit providing, but I remained ever so fearless in my quest for sensual escapades.

Hugs,
Ciara

-- Modified on 5/14/2007 11:10:14 PM

Re: i thought it might be fun to share your funniest date as a provider

well since we are talking about men in drag I thought I would add my story. This was like 5 years ago. This guy had been calling and calling me and I was new to the escorting side of this business and was not quite sure if I wanted to go see him. He assured me it would be ok and that all he wanted was a girlfriend to dress him up and put makeup on him. he was willing to pay $400 for that so ofcourse I went. When I got there everything was fine and it was like he said but then he wanted me to put the rubber dildo in his ass this thing was atleast 9 inches. I did it. Then he had a rubber glove and lube I asked him what the glove was for and that is when he said he wanted me to put it on and stick my whole fist in his ass. So, I did it thinking it wouldn't be a big deal. I can't believe it fit My hand hurt doing it...needless to say I will never do that again because my hand hurt for the entire week just awful!

I think this whole post belongs on the providers-only board.  If you choose to ridicule your clients, do it among yourselves.  Just remember that you all showed up and went through with these activities.  None are within my interests but they are not as far out as you may think.