BEWARE, neophytes to the hobby!  I have a true and terrible tale of woe to tell!  After last night it has become abundantly clear to me that my decision to enter the "hobby" only a few short months ago has taken me down a path of no return whose only destination is my ruination! The purpose of my life can now only be to serve as a warning to others! It is too late for me, but if you heed the lesson my story has to teach, it need not be too late for you!

After 2 years of celibacy imposed by circumstance (Except, of course, for the occasional foray into auto-erotic behavior), I decided it was time to "bone" up on my "carnal" knowledge base.  By means of an eery combination of circumstance and coincidence (no doubt orchestrated by the Devil hisself!), I was introduced to the world of escorts.  I progressed down that predictable path of incall/outcall and erotic massage gathering momentum until last night when I took that fatal step - I re-entered the world of civilian dating.  This, now is the tale of horror I must tell:  Go to Part II