Why does she dodge me?  Is it because I'm 65+yrs old, 5'2" tall, 480lbs, have a comb-over hair do, have bad breath, have horrible ear wax, and I pick my nose?  I mean, I'm sexy in my own "special" way.

Can somebody please help an old, fat, stinky guy understand?  Can somebody let her know that Chop Chop luvs me more?

Thank You,

Whut-da-CHOP CHOP-u-want

Hey all you have to do is pick up the phone.....

Well, see.....if I knew that was all I had to do....

Do you think she'll come visit me and be down for whatever?  I mean, I'm so insecure and I'm actually still a virgin too.  I hope she can teach me....

Wee, I dont know if she wants to take your manhood from you or not. Is she really the one? LOL