I can tell you that the good news is I'm offering a "I Believe in Miracles" Special through Christmas Eve in which you can spend an hour with me for only $200 if we have met previously or if you have at least 3 whitelist referrals here on TER. (There are exceptions to the rule and I'd be happy to discuss them with you via email)
Sorry to break the bad news. Contact me so I can console you properly
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