Was hanging out in a trailer court in Mesa and speaking to a girl there who claimed she had done nothing with a male human.  I figured I would end any more probing questions at that point.

Also I have learned that trailer courts in Mesa are a great place for dates because I was informed by the residents that LE does not voluntarily patrol trailer courts (through either custom or mutual agreement) and only comes in if a call is placed.  Essentially trailer courts in Mesa have trespassed LE!