..that some people have too much time on their hands?

Don't spank the monkey!

Gentleman the need to hobby is in your jeans.   Get out there and start monkeying around!  I'm sure the gals at Divas  will help you put the mate back in primate.   Don't forget the banana!

... the males just enjoyed doing the grooming?    I know that one of my favorite pampering activities to do is to shave a willing lady's legs and ... oh shit, did I say that out loud?  LOLOLOLOL

........I never thought of offering to brush the lady's hair. The primates I know seem to expect gifts of one sort or another and expensive ones at that..... LOL

...The gentleman that I trust with all my 'grooming' needs would NEVER be interested in sexual favors from this monkey...

He's got his eye on my best friend's brother.