A buddy of mine, as a treat, sent me to get a massage with a lady that he personally had been visiting for some time.  He made all sorts of promises to me, most very explicit.  He promised that she was going to take me "around the world," whatever that means (I've heard it mean many different things.)  He told me that she was all paid up and I should go and relax and have a good time.

And she gave me a massage.  A very nice massage.  And nothing more.  My friend won't believe it.  Yup, a very relaxing massage.  And it was a good time.  But it wasn't what I was expecting.  So I feel very relaxed and somewhat disappointed.  And, hey, it wasn't my money and the lady made no promises explicit or implied.

For those who know about massages, is there some sort of code word or secret handshake or series of winks and blinks that I should know about for the future to see if more may be on the menu?