Taken from the Chicago Board and posted by PremierChicagoPlaymates..........................

*Dear Wife:*

*I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good **man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.*

*Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you
don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.*
*Your EX-Husband*
*P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!*



*Dear Ex-Husband -*

*Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the
first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment . And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork
seven years ago. *

*About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.

**So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.*

*I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.*

*Signed,*

*Your Ex-Wife, **Rich As Hell and Free!*

Isn’t it a shame that much—or even most--of what we think, say and do in life in controlled by plain dumb luck and finances…

Would it be better if life’s ups and downs were determined by ephemeral things such as character, personality and good intentions?

LOVE AND PEACE,

Sheika Fatima
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shouldn't be to hard...jupiter's not doing anything at the moment..

Jupiter is such a long way off and—if I’m not mistaken--it was recently bombarded with a whole slew of gigantic meteors. However, Jupiter’s moon, Ganymede or Europa, might be somewhat safer, though it is far, far, away too…

No, the Sheika does not think a new planet is in order. Rather we should concentrate on caring and cooperating and fixing up and taking care of the one we have…

Off the boards, I/we run into a lot of sleazy, opportunistic, manipulators in this business.  
Off the boards, many providers tend to be skeptics who—for the most part--lead marginalized lives, partly because of bad luck and partly because of bad financial situations. These life situations are events over which the providers have little—if any—control.

Now,rabbit50 dearest, this is the part of our world that needs to be changed… This change is easily accomplished by sharing and caring and good intention and by ignoring and eliminating from our community the low-life, scumbags, perverts and profiteers who seem to slither into our midst every now-and-then and take advantage of those who are less fortunate.

Gosh, rabbit50, I hope you are not one of them!!!

PEACE,

Sheika Fatima
[email protected]

obviously,you took it as an attack..i was mearly agreeing with you.." would it be better if life"s ups and downs were determined by ephemeral things such as charactor.personality and good intentions?"..nice display by you i must say..but then,overly intelligent people generally lack commen sense..and ,no , for the record,i am not "one of them"..just a hobbiest who posts a goof post once and  awhile..see you in church sunday..peace ..rabbit