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The Bungled Daty Job (RANT !)
JennaPurrLatte See my TER Reviews 1926 reads
posted
1 / 13

C'mon guys, if a girl says that she can't O in a certain position, and you want to insist on that position anyway, ok great but don't expect anything magical to happen regardless of how talented you think you are.

For me to get to goal, it has NOTHING to do with the size of your appendages, it has JUST SLIGHTLY MORE THAN NOTHING to do with the swirl of your tongue, but 90% relies upon me being able to get my pelvis thrust forward so that i'm getting the good stuff at the right angle.

THE RIGHT ANGLE & APPENDAGE COMBO.

this angle is 100% impossible for me to accomplish when i'm crouched over top of you trying to balance myself in such a way that i can still breathe with a face full of nutsack.

it is also impossible for me to get to goal from doggie style because if i thrust my pelvis forward, your dick will fall out and it might accidentally land in my a**hole and then there would be murder and mayhem in chandler.

do i like 69 ??  absolutely love it !

do i like doggie ??? it's one of my favorite positions.

      believe it or not MOST guys want to get a girl to goal but when they put too much emphasis on this, guess what happens ??

same thing that happens when you are being pressured to finish.

if i could do it on command, i'd be walking funny all day.

if a guy really wants me to get to goal, all he has to do is let me....i'm a one shot wonder so i like to take my sweet time getting there but trust me, i enjoy gettig there... .. .i like the goal.. i looooove the goal.... in fact, i'm going to be heading towards the goal, with or without your encouragement.  

i'd just rather have a teammate then a coach.

i don't understand why guys think they are the experts when it comes to the female body ???

barebear3 38 Reviews 1151 reads
posted
2 / 13

Speech therapists helped me overcome a serious speech defect when I was a child. They taught me exercises to strengthen my control over my tongue and to position it precisely to reproduce sounds.

One of these exercises involved extending it and curling it to touch my upper and lower lips.

Then as I got better my tongue could reach the tip of my nose or the underside of my chin.

JEFFREY 274 Reviews 1277 reads
posted
3 / 13

Perhaps it would help if you'd lose some weight?  And, why the name change?

followme 674 reads
posted
4 / 13

You could apologize to the lady for your rude, vile, nasty comment,  that is if you are man enough.


You’re Welcome
2010  =  28

DaFa 10 Reviews 901 reads
posted
5 / 13

Lil Jeffy  lives to step in  it with both feet.....

DA

hungry1951 29 Reviews 1061 reads
posted
6 / 13

There was absolutely no call for comments like that. Come to think of it, there's no call for most of the comments you make.

moebius8 1281 reads
posted
7 / 13

someone let jeffery out of his cage long enough for him to run around and start tossing his feces like always

JennaPurrLatte See my TER Reviews 649 reads
posted
8 / 13

wouldn't it ?

i changed my name to avoid all the trouble i start. OBVIOUSLY.

but im glad you finally figured it out cuz i've missed you studcakes.

JennaPurrLatte See my TER Reviews 1139 reads
posted
9 / 13
JennaPurrLatte See my TER Reviews 708 reads
posted
10 / 13

getting rejected by one.

let the poor guy vent if it makes him feel better, i thought he'd be over it by now but it doesn't bother me. LOL.



followme 1132 reads
posted
11 / 13

It may not bother you, however it was a very rude, nasty comment, and he should apologize,
However jeffy boy is clearly not man enough to apologize.

You are looking very lovely.


Thank you
2010 = 28

BTW Visa and MasterCard are looking real good too.

JEFFREY 274 Reviews 1952 reads
posted
12 / 13
Jazz Jewel See my TER Reviews 1018 reads
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13 / 13
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