Is there any provider who provides "teabagging" services?

Shaved bald earlier today.

I got a chuckle from this...

it's a serious topic and it would be below me!

omfg could you imagine saying yes just to have some stinkin pimply nutsack shoved in your face.

dude, wtf ?

i would think the only girls who would agree to do something like that, not even knowing you, are probably the girls who arent planning on doing anything at all with you.... it's easy to make promises if you don't intend to deliver yo.

but i dont seek out the services of women so it's possible i'm totally wrong and they'll agree to whatev for anybody and if so, eeeeeeeeewwwwwww.

because you have me on ignore.

which is fine.

but rather odd.

which is also fine.

the answer to the question that you messaged me:  

i never heard of one, what is it and what does it do ?  you can answer me via pm or here, whatever rocks your boat.

(btw, i have a blue bubba gump dog so you're going to have try alot harder than that to weird me out)

my yorkie said no teabagging blue balls so they got whacked.  personally, i think she could've just said no but she's always being a b*tch.

and by that I mean, smells like lemon and honey

I've been known to bag a tea or two

thats ok, not many people actually do know about it.

the plug makes that a great device.

lately i've developed an affinity for glass.

it's heavy
it gets really really slick
and it gets warm

it feels soooooooo real.

it's the first toy that i've ever used to really f*ck myself hard.

usually i would just use toys for clit stimulation cuz plastic doesnt feel good inside, and doesnt slide very well.

and i always used very small vibrators but my glass dildo is quite large, larger than i normally like.... but i just love it.

i also like your unorthodox way of communication, it's very interesting.

OMG! You are SO freaking funny! I just laughed so hard I cried!

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