The  Husband  Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:


WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six
floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,  however, a catch...You may choose any man from a  particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

Happy Shopping!!!!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1:  These men  have jobs and love t he Lord.

The second floor sign  reads:
Floor 2:    These men have jobs,  love the Lord, and like kids.

The third floor sign  reads:

Floor 3:    These men have jobs,  love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good  looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4:    These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with  the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can  hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5:    These men have jobs,  love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor  6:    You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are  no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building and have a nice day!


To all men for a good laugh, and to all the women who can handle the truth! Ha!

If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, you can rest assured the water bill is higher there also!

Enjoy
xoxoxo
Terri