Why my wife mows the lawn...

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.
.
The neighbor lady from across the
street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me,
.
"You should be hung."
.
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened RayBan Sunglasses and stared directly at this
nosey bitch and then calmly replied,
.
"I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass."