This time of year we get posts on our board from you “Zonies” wanting to get away from the heat: the gals announcing they will be available and the guys asking for recommendations on local providers.

Can you spell “irony”?  I’m thinking about traveling east to spend some time in your “but-it’s-a-dry-heat” state.  Why would I leave the cool breezes of the Pacific?  Because I am wondering if you have such hot women there BECAUSE of your heat.

For quite some time I have been reading reviews of Tina Pink trying to figure out how I could manage a mini-vacation there.  Then I read she was retiring.  Now, a reincarnation and she is temporarily back from retirement.....where or where is the $1,000 cash I misplaced?  I will probably miss out on her just as I missed out on Wild West Kelly, who packs one of the best set of weapons I have ever fantasized about.

Even though I see you have predicted temperatures under 100 during the next week, I don’t think I’m up for driving 350 miles to Phoenix, However, I am thinking about making the 150 mile trip to Yuma to see Kaycee, who just had her third review posted.

So.....questions:
1) If I stay overnight does anyone know of other providers in Yuma.  
2) What do you AZ hombres think?  Are there an unusually number of hot women in AZ? If yes, why?  
3) Anything I should take to prepare for a vehicle breakdown in the heat in addition to several gallons of water?

Gracias, amigos