nothing mean please just an experience that stayed with you and cracks you up when you travel down memory lane......mine was a date many years ago when I was new, this very nice successful bank manager from out of town called he asked me if I was open minded to him dressing as a woman, well I was curious so I said sure why not that seems harmless enough.....well he ws a average looking guy very normal but while I sat on the bed waiting for him to get ready I about lost it when he finally came out of the bathroom dressed in the most god awful outfit, white pumps about a size 12 a bad blond dolly parton wig and a cheerleading skirt with a hot pink tight angora sweater with a padded bra and panty hose and the brighest pink lipstick and full make-up, I was speachless so after I regained my composer I said wow you look very pretty, it was a strange date and I was tired when i got home  and took a quick shower. I awoke the next morning and my female roomate and I were sitting on the couch and she said what's that all over your thighs as I looked dowN there where several perfect kisses in bright pink up and down my inner thighs it took all day to remove the stains we had a big laugh and even today it still cracks me up to see her face when she figured out just what it was......victoria

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I got to my appointment (I was new to the hobby) and he was also in drag. Yes, Victoria, in drag. I finally showed him how to use makeup, wear the proper clothing and look like a woman. After that, I accidentally spilled red wine on his white linens (which he knocked over because he was so impatient about laying me down on the bed). Then, to my surprise, I started my menstrual cycle. "What else, I thought to myself?"  

When I was leaving his house, I opened the door and while walking out I was stung by a scorpion.  Needless to say, I almost quit providing, but I remained ever so fearless in my quest for sensual escapades.

Hugs,
Ciara

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well since we are talking about men in drag I thought I would add my story. This was like 5 years ago. This guy had been calling and calling me and I was new to the escorting side of this business and was not quite sure if I wanted to go see him. He assured me it would be ok and that all he wanted was a girlfriend to dress him up and put makeup on him. he was willing to pay $400 for that so ofcourse I went. When I got there everything was fine and it was like he said but then he wanted me to put the rubber dildo in his ass this thing was atleast 9 inches. I did it. Then he had a rubber glove and lube I asked him what the glove was for and that is when he said he wanted me to put it on and stick my whole fist in his ass. So, I did it thinking it wouldn't be a big deal. I can't believe it fit My hand hurt doing it...needless to say I will never do that again because my hand hurt for the entire week just awful!

You stuck your entire hand,fist up his ass and you are complaining that you hand hurt.....

OK I am not into this sort of stuff so I cannot speak from experience, but (or should I say butt lol)just the thought of an entire hand/fist up there hurts.
For the recored I do hope your hand is OK now, and fully functional.

Thank you
2007=27

Well I just wasn't thinking. The whole experience freaked me out. I didn't want to hurt him. I am surprised he didn't want me to shove a 2 liter jug up there. I was just so shocked. It hurts me sometimes just having vaginal intercourse (this is not a bad thing though this means I am not loose)...anal is completely out of the question for me I have tried many times it just hurts way too bad...and a fist? Oh my god I can't even imagine that! Thanks for asking my hand is fine now...that was five years ago and I haven't had to do it since! I have done some weird things since then really weird things but not fisting!

I had a client in Oregon who was a viet nam vet.He was therefore crippled in a wheelchair.And to boot he was a mental case!!My boss at the time made me go anyway.It was hilareous!He was waiting for me naked on the porch...he asked me to blindfold him and tie a necktie around his "shriveled"pecker.Then we went in to his trailer and I proceeded to slap his face and yank his pecker at the same time.He wanted to be verbally and physically abused!He was harmless but still a nut job!Near the end of the session I yanked his pecker too hard and he fell out of chair and on the floor.he scooted to the couch to pull himself up so I got the hell out of there!!!I never went back!He called me later and wanted me to come back and drag him all over his yard!!
The only other weird one was a very important business owner in a small town in Bend Oregon---he met me at the door wearing nothing but a dog harness and leash!I had to lead him around his house treating him like a "bad"dog--spanking him with a small whip.Then at the end of the session,he jerked himself off and had me spoonfeed it to him!There are some weird people in this world!!
Since I have been in Phoenix I have only had good encounters!

I think this whole post belongs on the providers-only board.  If you choose to ridicule your clients, do it among yourselves.  Just remember that you all showed up and went through with these activities.  None are within my interests but they are not as far out as you may think.

I would never share something like this if I did not have permission from my friend. He and I laughed about this situation on TER years ago, and he was the one who brought it out in the open. Anyone else's secrets are safe with me, hon.

I guess I should have mentioned that in my earlier post. I really don't want my friends to think that I divulge their secrets to anyone.

Thank you for pointing that out to us.

Hugs,
Ciara

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I don't have to worry about my 'guys"I talked about.They are now deceased.I would never divulge otherwise.kisses,dallas

we are not ridiculing our clients and names are not being used it is simply weird or funny experiences. You need to lighten up a little! The client I am talking about does not even come on TER so anyway why don't you share what your funniest experience was? Sorry you see it as ridiculing...

it was not suppose to be anything mean , just funny i enjoyed your story ciara