I don't want to sound like your old English teacher back in high school, but when I read some of these boards, I am amazed at the poor spelling that some of you actually use when you write into this discussion board. I think some of you are so caught up in what you're writing that you don't take the time to check that things are spelled correctly. Sometimes this can totally change the meaning of what you're trying to say. A good example is when I was reading someone's review and he was explaining how he was really getting into this chick and how he was doing her and said that finally he couldn't hold on anymore and he pooped! Of course he meant to say he popped! Now to me, that's reason enough to proof read what he wrote before he hit "post message." Now what woman is going to have this guy over for an intimate hour together when during the heat of the moment, this guy poops instead of pops? It only takes an extra minute or so to read what you write before you send it. Give it a try because it makes it much more enjoyable for people to read something spelled correctly than to try and figure out what you're trying to write. Thank you for your time and NO, I'm not an English teacher.

"Ode to the Spell Checker!" -

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

p.s.  paragrraphs are also an excellent item when writing....

...clearly have too much time on their hands.
GO GET A HOBBY!  Then, come back and tell us what this Board is really about.

Thanks Jeffrey. At least you know how to spell properly so I why should what I write bother you? I figured there would be a few jerks out there that had to take the time to point out that they had to let other's know that somone else's idea was petty and not worthy to be posted here. Nice to know that Jeffrey and Norman Paperman are doing their homework.

Oh, my sweet-sweet JEFFERY, how I do miss your tasty lips and our endless afternoons of frolic. In my mind, our hobby is always fondly remembered. It makes my lips curl into an enormous toothy grin.  Even though our times of play are a mere memory…you will always be in my heart.

Now for the good stuff!  I’ve been watching the Phoenix boards for over 10 years now and still don’t understand most of the threads?  Engaging information seems to be confrontational information?  Our board seems to lack sophistication?  Take a romp around the other TER boards and tell me what you think.

The art of this profession is to escape everyday issues that bring us down, not to create them, which seems to happen a lot in these threads.  This profession is about fantasy, fun, and acceptance.  This profession is a beautiful world where all should be allowed to play freely without wicked tongues lashing out at the fruits they have not tasted – and, that may just be “Oh so sweet”.

Just my 2 cents but I think the men in Phoenix are missing out on many beautiful and talented providers (right here in Phoenix – I’m talkin’ SMOKIN’ HOT) because the most elite woman in the profession will not post on this board. They do not feel welcome.  Can we lighten and welcome more playmates?  More playmates mean more funJ  Yum, yum!

With Much Love,
Regan Levy  

The Mozilla Firefox 2.0 browser has a built-in spell-checker.  Give it a try, its free!

He just got so excited he couldn’t contain himself.

Oh that’s bad I just have too much time on my hands.

Alli.  It can happen!

TCmax do not let those few naysayers get under your skin you have as much right to post as anyone else. Those few never have much to say just when they get laid and want to brag how hot so and so was......check back on their past posting and try to find anything  of value good luck.....keep posting... these few are the ones who need to get a life not you or me.....