Halloween Survival Tips
Remove your closet doors,there is bound to be something bad in there
Don't spend the night in some freaky relatives old house
Always bring along an annoying  sidekick.. for bait!
Forget the garlic and holy water go right to the  wooden stake
Never play a game that opens a portal to hell.
Don't try  and reason with a monster  put a cap in his ass then RUN
Keep at least 10 big cans of Raid  stashed around the  house
Turn on some freakin lights!
Once you have killed the monster never go back to see if it is dead
Ladies  NEVER   skinny dip at night something's bound to nibble your butt.....
might just  be me!