What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick.
more to come.......

These are just jokes kids. Lol
Vampy