Subject: Be careful at Target - the checkouts can be quite a thrill

A man was in a long line at Target. As he got  to the register he
Realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the  checkout  girl if she  could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did.
She  reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over
the intercom, "One  box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in  line thought this was interesting, and Like most
Of us, was up for a cheap  thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the  checker that he too had  forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she  could have some  brought to the  register for him.
She asked him what size, and he  stated that he didn't know. She
Asked  him to drop his pants. He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of  medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A few customers  back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen  was way too cool. He had  never had any type of sexual contact with a  live  female, so he thought this was  his chance.
When he got to the register he told the checker he  needed some
Condoms.
She asked him what size and he  said he didn't know. She asked him  to  drop his pants and he did. She reached  over the counter, gave him a  quick  squeeze, then picked up the intercom  and said...


(you'll love this  one...................)



"Cleanup, Register 5"


Hope you enjoyed!

kisses
Terri