The venerable Man of the Hour was seen enjoying a decadent dinner with his companions (and of course his trusty partner and his companion were nearby in case somebody needed to call 911.)  Dinner was followed by some high-profile slot play (so to speak)...just enough to ensure that everybody in the place knew what he was getting AND THEY WEREN'T!

Later, screams, gasps, moans, and occasional outbursts (such as, "Careful now," "Oh my god," and "I didn't know that would do that") could be heard echoing across the desert.  The ladies apparently had a wonderful time with the Birthday Boy (and the maids wouldn't look him in the eye when they saw the room.)

On a related noted, Pfizer announced a new spokesman...

Stay tuned for more reports!

the celluar networks indicate that Jack is alive and exchanging calls/text messages. His thumb pecknig may be a little slow, but he is alive.

Congrats on making it to your b-day Jack. I can't think of many better teachers to work over an old dog, lol.