Sung to the tune of Act Naturally

 
They're gonna put me in the porn movies
They're gonna make a big porn star out of me
We'll make a film about a man that's hot and horny
And all I gotta do is act naturally

Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big porn star
Might win an AVN award you can never tell
The porn movies gonna make me a big star
'Cause I can shot my wad so well

Well I hope you come and see me in the movies
Then I’ll know that you will plainly see
The biggest horn dog that ever hit the big time
And all I gotta do is act naturall

Getting ready to head to Vegas! You got me going, Great Post! Thanks!

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facebook? lol

Sx

A slow day in London. You should try and make it to Phoenix sometime.

I'm with you.

Brightened up my day.

Overworked and underpaid or over paid and under worked? I bet your boss doesn't know you spend your working hours thinking of these funny little songs.