I noticed that Taylor Morgan is running a "special"....

Now I've never seen Taylor but both my ATF and a good "poon friend" speak of her in glowing terms. You'll notice she's offering a special (now this is secret poon code for one of these clandestine "VIP special rates") that guys whisper about. Now if your nice and act reasonably quickly...well you to could become a "player" and get in on a great rate with what I understand is a great lady.....