She was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".

He, thinking it's his lucky day, lays her over the kitchen table and they have sex. Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

She says "The egg timer's broken!"

LOL....It took me a few to get that one...