Christmas is almost here, and I'm feeling rather randy.
If someone would just pick up the phone, that would be quite dandy.

I e-mailed Tiffany, but she seems to be gone,
I'd call my ex, but that'd just be wrong.

I called another who's close by, but she's tending bar.
I'm short on time, and A Touch Of Heaven's too far.

I like curvy women, which seems to narrow the field,
I'm without a provider today, my fate seems sealed.

Of all the beauties around this desert land,
It looks like I'm spending some time with my hand.

We're waiting for you at ATOH
so save your dough and don't be late,
A tandem seems to be on your mind,
Where ever Brandy is, you know I am not far behind,
So hurry on in with a smile on your face
just call ahead to tell us the time, you know the place.
We'll rub your the right way and the left way too
and show you the pleasures of what four hands can do!
Just remember we ARE WAITING for you!
Kisses,
Malissa xoxox

You two are crazy.... but I like it :oP I'm thinking that you need that tandem reeeeal soon so you'd better be giving us a call before you burst! LOL

That hand of your's should have been dialing me instead,
I could have been giving you the very best...

Head-ing to you or you to me,
I'm here oh why can't just you see.

Just hours away from Christmas day,
all that excitment is building inside I could use a
a really good lei.

If your still feeling randy,
give me a call my number is quite handy.

I promise when you call me I will answer my phone,
and we can get together so you will no longer have to be all alone.

623.205.2143
L=Y=L
Derinda

Sorry that I missed you, The Holidays and Family sorta took over my schedule. I'd Love to help you ring in the New Year though!