Subject: Is There a Contest Here?


We in Holland cannot figure out why you are
even bothering to hold a Presidential election.

On one side:

You have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer!  And, a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer!

On the other side:

You have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?

(My vote is for the Beer distributor).

I'll drink to that.


Thank you
2008=27

My vote goes to the bitch who married the lawyer afterall we all know that lawyers are like escorts; licensed to screw, lol, jk... but lets face it, any bi-sexual lady that stays married to her cheating husband and the world knows he cheats, although some may feel that oral sex is not cheating, lol, she deserves to win this contest  hopefully I made some of you smile after reading this..

1 oral sex is not cheating
2 oral sex is not cheating
3 oral sex is not cheating
4 oral sex is not cheating
5 oral sex is not cheating
6 oral sex is not cheating
7 oral sex is not cheating
8 oral sex is not cheating
9 oral sex is not cheating
10 oral sex is not cheating

See I wrote it down 10 times. Did I get right Brook or do I have to practice more.

Now Audrey this is only a joke no since in getting political and all upset.

did i sound that way? lol! politics have a way of firing me up... i've cooled off, no worries

-- Modified on 5/2/2008 7:43:29 PM